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Meet the Dorks Helping Elon Musk Do The Most Preventable Coup in History

Writer's picture: Kayla MiltonKayla Milton

Updated: Feb 12


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I've been a reader of Wired magazine since I as in middle school - never did I imagine that they would do ground breaking political journalism.


In case you missed it Elon Musk and his rag-tag team of Revenge of the Nerds LARPers enacted what some are calling an illegal takeover of federal government infrastructure.


These extremely Lost Boys all have connections to Musk, and at least two have connections to Musk’s longtime associate Peter Thiel. For those who don't know, Peter Thiel is a co-founder and chair of the analytics firm Palantir who has long expressed opposition to democracy.


This weekend, WIRED identified six young men, all between the ages of 19 and 24, who have little to no government experience and are now playing critical roles in Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) project.


Musk’s little goons have taken control of the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) and General Services Administration (GSA), and have gained access to the Treasury Department’s payment system, potentially allowing him access to a vast range of sensitive information about tens of millions of citizens, businesses, and more, WIRED reports.


On Sunday, CNN reported that DOGE personnel attempted to improperly access classified information and security systems at the US Agency for International Development and that top USAID security officials who thwarted the attempt were subsequently put on leave. The Associated Press reported that DOGE personnel had indeed accessed classified material.


What is happening is unprecedented, and it seems like everyone is too afraid to do anything about it. Personnel and employees have been removed (fired/put on leave) for initially blocking this illegal activity.


“What we're seeing is unprecedented in that you have these actors who are not really public officials gaining access to the most sensitive data in government,” says Don Moynihan, a professor of public policy at the University of Michigan. “We really have very little eyes on what's going on. Congress has no ability to really intervene and monitor what's happening because these aren't really accountable public officials. So this feels like a hostile takeover of the machinery of governments by the richest man in the world.”


Here are the credentials of Musk's non-governmental, private citizen, team:


Akash Bobba

Bobba has attended UC Berkeley, where he was in the prestigious Management, Entrepreneurship, and Technology program. According to a copy of his now-deleted LinkedIn obtained by WIRED, Bobba was an investment engineering intern at the Bridgewater Associates hedge fund as of last spring and was previously an intern at both Meta and Palantir. He was a featured guest on a since-deleted podcast with Aman Manazir, an engineer who interviews engineers about how they landed their dream jobs, where he talked about those experiences last June.



Edward Coristine

Edward Coristine
Edward Coristine

Edward Coristine

Coristine, appears to have recently graduated from high school and to have been enrolled at Northeastern University. According to a copy of his résumé obtained by WIRED, he spent three months at Neuralink, Musk’s brain-computer interface company, last summer. Both Bobba and Coristine are listed in internal OPM records reviewed by WIRED as “experts” at OPM, reporting directly to Amanda Scales, its new chief of staff.



Luke Farritor


Luke Farritor is a former intern at SpaceX, Musk’s space company, and currently a Thiel Fellow after, according to his LinkedIn, dropping out of the University of Nebraska—Lincoln.


Gavin Kilger

Gavin Kliger
Gavin Kliger

Kliger, whose LinkedIn lists him as a special adviser to the director of OPM and who is listed in internal records reviewed by WIRED as a special adviser to the director for information technology, attended UC Berkeley until 2020; most recently, according to his LinkedIn, he worked for the AI company Databricks. His Substack includes a post titled “The Curious Case of Matt Gaetz: How the Deep State Destroys Its Enemies,” as well as another titled “Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense: The Warrior Washington Fears.”



Cole Killian

Cole Killian
Cole Killian

Killian, also known as Cole Killian, has a working email associated with DOGE, where he is currently listed as a volunteer, according to internal records reviewed by WIRED. He attended McGill University through at least 2021 and graduated high school in 2019. An archived copy of his now-deleted personal website indicates that he worked as an engineer at Jump Trading, which specializes in algorithmic and high-frequency financial trades.





Ethan Shaotran

Ethan Shaotran
Ethan Shaotran

Shaotran told Business Insider in September that he was a senior at Harvard studying computer science and also the founder of an OpenAI-backed startup, Energize AI. Shaotran was the runner-up in a hackathon held by xAI, Musk’s AI company. In the Business Insider article, Shaotran says he received a $100,000 grant from OpenAI to build his scheduling assistant, Spark.


For the party that screamed "b-b-b-ut her emails" they sure don't seem so concerned with cyber security over this.

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